O this critter, festering and pestering with the squeaking and endless litter.
O this unwanted tenant plaguing my home, disturbing my sleep, taunting and haunting me with the endless creeps.
Cunningly Outsmarting so smartly my traps, staring with a glare so daring. What next would you do it seems to say.
O the annoying mind meddling squeaks and disregard for silence when I sleep. Driving me towards the coarse bleak of insanity.
A pestilence I can no longer stand it’s existence. Slidering through cracks unseen and hidden, devolving and ravaging my home into its abode.
I see it’s war you desire…
So I have sent for a friend of mine and a foe of yours to dine. Silent and sleek with the bewildering meow and keen to your irking noise his claws will be your woe.