Oh this critter, festering and pestering with the squeaking and endless litter.
Oh, this unwanted tenant plaguing my home, disturbing my sleep, taunting and haunting me with the endless creeps.
Cunningly Outsmarting so smartly my traps, staring with a glare so daring. What next would you do it seems to say.
Oh, the annoying mind meddling squeaks and disregard for silence when I sleep. Driving me towards the coarse bleak of insanity.
A pestilence I can no longer stand its existence. Sliding through cracks unseen and hidden, devolving and ravaging my home into its abode.
I see it’s a war you desire…
So I have sent for a friend of mine and a foe of yours to dine. Silent and sleek with the bewildering meow and keen to your irking noise his claws will be your woe.